Cancel This Worthless Alliance


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The panel room was sterile—white walls, no windows, guarded by bureaucratic silence and men in gray suits who didn’t blink. Joe Jukic sat under the blinding lights, the lone man in a folding chair before a tribunal of international power brokers. A nameplate in front of him read: Subject: Jukic, Joseph — Threat Assessment Review Panel.

Across the table, Dr. Vijay adjusted his glasses. He was sharp, calm, his Indian accent refined by years of education in the West. “Mr. Jukic,” he began, “your rhetoric has grown erratic. You claim alliances mean nothing. You provoke without remorse. Do you not understand? My words are backed by India’s nuclear triad. One command, and cities become glass.”

Joe cracked his knuckles. “You’re not the only one with words backed by warheads, Doc.” He leaned forward. “The Croats have survived a thousand years of empire and betrayal. And now we say this: Cancel this worthless alliance. NATO is finished. We don’t answer to George W. Bush, that Crusader King of Oil and Orphans. And if you want to know who backs our words—ask Putin. Ask Russia.”

Murmurs rippled through the panel. Dr. Vijay raised an eyebrow.

But then one of Joe’s Jewish psychiatrists, Dr. Weiss, cleared his throat nervously. “If I may interject… the Jewish doctors who’ve treated Joe are compelled to say—our words are also backed by nuclear weapons.”

The Iranian delegate scoffed. The British ambassador sipped his tea.

Then, from the back of the room, a young voice called out: “And so are Islam’s.”

Everyone turned.

It was Hamza, a teenage boy from Joe’s local mosque. Skinny, humble, brave. He stood firm in his hoodie and sneakers. “You forget,” he said calmly. “Pakistan has the bomb. Islam has the bomb. We protect our own.”

The room froze.

Suddenly, a grand old English voice creaked like a dusty cathedral bell. “And let us not forget the Crown.”

King Charles III stepped forward. Somehow, no one had seen him enter. Dressed in ceremonial blues and a cape of lions and roses, he raised a wrinkled hand. “British Columbia is my land, and Britain still has the bomb. My words too… are backed by nuclear weapons.”

A pause. The world was tilting.

Then came the moment no one expected.

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, smooth-faced and smiling like a man who had just remembered mercy, rose beside French President Emmanuel Macron. “Enough,” Trudeau said. “Canada will not participate in this madness.”

Macron added with a shrug, “France believes in la parole forte. But we also believe in le pardon.”

Their combined words, too, were backed by nuclear fire.

Trudeau walked across the room, unlocked Joe’s cuffs with a tiny key, and helped him to his feet.

“You’re free, Joe,” he said. “Go home.”

Dr. Vijay looked stunned. King Charles nodded solemnly. Joe turned once more to the room.

“NATO is obsolete,” he said. “The Crusader games are over. We’ll build something new. Something not backed by bombs—but by truth.”

Hamza smiled. Even Dr. Weiss looked relieved.

And as Joe walked out into the bright unknown, for the first time in years, he didn’t feel like a subject on trial.

He felt like a free man.


The End.

Why Dunkings Suck

Title: “We Don’t Dance for Zionists”
Joe and Bruno Jukic in dialogue


INT. EAST VANCOUVER COFFEE SHOP – EVENING

Joe and Bruno Jukic sit in a quiet corner. A dusty sunbeam filters through the blinds. A chessboard is set, untouched. The real game is words.

JOE JUKIC
You ever wonder why they keep throwing Matt Damon in every government propaganda flick?

BRUNO JUKIC
He’s been groomed since day one, man. Harvard didn’t make him. Langley did.

JOE
Exactly. The guy’s been dancing for the Zionists since Good Will Hunting. I don’t care how many apples he gets — he’s a mouthpiece.

BRUNO
Remember Mystic River? Clint Eastwood tried to show it… real subtle. Those Masonic goons, with their flip Catholic rings? They weren’t cops. They were handlers.

JOE
Taking kids from the neighborhood like it’s routine. That wasn’t fiction. That was a confession.

BRUNO
Sean Penn knew. He played along. But Damon? He’s the decoy. The distraction. While they run the trauma script, he’s running PR.

JOE
MK Ultra Hollywood branch. And don’t get me started on Ben Affleck. Argo was deep state. Straight-up psyop.

BRUNO
Meanwhile they ask us, “Why don’t you guys act?”
Because we won’t act. We won’t dance. Not for Zionists. Not for Skull and Bones. Not for a check signed in Tel Aviv.

JOE
We act with our hearts. With truth. That don’t sell in Hollywood. That sells in Sarajevo. In East Van. In soul.

BRUNO
Let Matt and Ben tap dance in the blood-soaked studios. We’ll be here — building something they can’t infiltrate.

JOE
Amen, brother. The only ring I flip… is the rosary.


FADE OUT.

Watch Mystic River again. This time, don’t watch the actors. Watch the ritual.

Clark Park Children’s Safety

Title: Clark Park Dialogue: Joe & Kristin Kreuk


INT. CLARK PARK – DAY

Swings creak. Laughter. Children run through the grass. Joe Jukic stands by the edge of the park, arms folded, surveying the scene like a general. Kristin Kreuk approaches, concerned but graceful.

KRISTIN KREUK
Joe, I heard you’ve been talking about… ankle bracelets? For kids?

JOE (serious)
Look, Kristin, I love these little gremlins. But this city’s not what it used to be. One wrong turn, and boom—gone. Amber Alert. Helicopters. Crying mothers. I’m saying: let’s get ahead of it.

KRISTIN
Ankle trackers? That sounds like prison tech.

JOE
Yeah, well—better tagged than taken. Think of it like… digital shoelaces. GPS-enabled. Water-resistant. Safe zones set to Clark Park perimeter. If they leave, parents get a ping. No signal? Panic mode.

KRISTIN
That’s pretty intense, Joe.

JOE
For the ultra-Nerf, helicopter-grade parents? I got something even better.
Ray-Ban AI glasses. Real-time facial recognition. Heat maps. Alerts. Built-in mic to shout, “Don’t go near that dog!” without moving an inch.

KRISTIN (half-laughs, half-worried)
You’re building the Matrix for soccer moms.

JOE
No, I’m building safety. Action cams on the dads. 360 coverage. Think GoPro meets Navy SEAL.
And we station four parents minimum. North, South, East, West. No blind spots. No escape routes.

KRISTIN
Escape routes? Joe, it’s a park, not Alcatraz.

JOE
Exactly. Let’s keep it that way. You know how many kids vanish in Canada every year? Thousands. And that’s not counting the ones who just wander to the 7-Eleven without telling mom.

KRISTIN
Alright, Joe. But maybe we start with a sign that says “Please don’t let your kid leave the park.”

JOE
Fine. We’ll print the sign. But I’m ordering the ankle bracelets anyway.


They stare at the playing children as a drone buzzes overhead, scanning quietly. Joe pulls out a blueprint for “Operation Playground Perimeter.” Kristin sighs, but can’t argue with the results.