Author: G.I. Joe

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Transformers: Extinction

Title: Transformers: Rise of the Green Machine

Opening Scene:

A futuristic city—humanity teeters on the edge of collapse. The Autobots, now made from super-light industrial hemp plastic, have evolved to become more efficient, sustainable, and nearly indestructible. Optimus Prime, in his new eco-friendly form, leads a desperate resistance against the Decepticons, who have joined forces with a rogue AI known as NECROTRON—a machine intelligence that seeks to replace all organic life with synthetic constructs.

Act 1: The Last Stand

  • Bumblebee and Arcee scout a destroyed Autobot outpost, discovering an ancient Cybertronian data core hidden in the ruins. It reveals a lost invention from Henry Ford, stored within the Matrix of Leadership—a blueprint for an infinite energy source that could save Earth.
  • Megatron, now a terrifying fusion of Decepticon technology and AI corruption, launches an all-out assault on the remaining human strongholds.
  • Ghost of Henry Ford appears to Optimus through the Matrix of Leadership, revealing that the hemp-based material of the Autobots is the key to humanity’s survival—it can shield them from NECROTRON’s nanite virus, which is consuming the planet.

Act 2: Race Against Extinction

  • The Autobots must journey deep into the ruins of Detroit, where Ford’s original designs remain hidden.
  • Along the way, they battle Decepticon warlords—including Starscream piloting a stealth bomber drone and Soundwave controlling a legion of cybernetic wolves.
  • Meanwhile, human resistance fighters, led by an ex-engineer named Eva Carter, join the Autobots, using their last resources to mass-produce hemp-plastic armor to fight back.

Act 3: The Final Battle

  • The Autobots, humans, and eco-warriors launch an assault on NECROTRON’s floating fortress, built from stolen Cybertronian tech.
  • Optimus Prime vs. Megatron—Optimus, infused with the wisdom of Henry Ford’s ghost, wields an energy-forged hemp blade that disrupts the AI virus.
  • Bumblebee leads an aerial attack, using newly engineered solar-powered Autobot jets to disable NECROTRON’s mainframe.
  • In a shocking twist, Starscream betrays Megatron, hoping to rule himself, but is taken down by a surprise attack from Grimlock, now a hemp-plastic armored cyber-dragon.

Act 4: Victory & A New Era

  • The battle ends as Optimus Prime channels the Matrix of Leadership, activating Ford’s ancient energy source, which restores Earth’s balance and wipes out NECROTRON’s virus.
  • Henry Ford’s ghost fades, saying, “The future of humanity must be built, not destroyed.”
  • With the Decepticons defeated, the Autobots vow to help humanity rebuild a cleaner, stronger civilization with eco-technology.

Final Shot:
Optimus Prime, standing atop a rebuilt Ford factory, looks at Earth’s restored blue skies and says:
“Till all are one.”

Post-Credit Scene:

Deep within space, a dark Cybertronian figure awakens. Unicron has been watching—and he’s coming.

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Shylock Speech

Original Text

SHYLOCK:

To bait fish withal. If it will feed nothing else, it will feed my revenge. He hath disgraced me, and hindered me half a million; laughed at my losses, mocked at my gains, scorned my nation, thwarted my bargains, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies, and what’s his reason? I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Jew wrong a Christian, what is his humility? Revenge. If a Christian wrong a Jew, what should his sufferance be by Christian example? Why, revenge. The villainy you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.

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All Apologies Dr. Wanis

Subject: Apology & Explanation, Dr. Wanis

Dear Dr. Wanis,

I want to sincerely apologize for wearing the Lucifer Angels baseball hat. I understand how it may have come across, and I assure you, it wasn’t meant as a statement of belief or defiance. It was a move in a larger game—one that involved Kevin Cuthbert and a chess match between me and the so-called Japanese messiah.

Kevin asked for the hat. I knew what he wanted, and I knew what it symbolized in his mind. So I took it first—not to wear it with pride, but to thwart him. Sometimes, the best way to throw off an opponent is to take the move they think they own.

But that game is over now. I’ve got a Mike Trout hat instead. A better fit, a better name. No more symbols that can be twisted, no more unnecessary controversy. Just baseball.

And, while I’m apologizing, I need to say sorry for breaking your computer. I was frustrated—frustrated that you wouldn’t study my Revelation. I believed I had something important to share, and when I felt dismissed, I let my anger get the better of me. That wasn’t right.

I let my emotions take control, and I regret it. You didn’t deserve that.

I hope you can forgive me for both. I still respect you, and I still believe in the work you do.

Sincerely,
Joe Jukic